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Drawing curve after voluptuous curve

November 24, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Brash. Audacious. And ridiculously voluptuous. The Baroness Eva von Slut is a wild woman covered with tattoos and a head of box blond curls. Her tits alone claw at your eyes, not to mention the other curve upon curve that don’t bother being polite. I’m pretty stoked to check out this woman in the flesh this evening, and when I say flesh, I mean it— while she may be a retired burlesque performer, tonight Von Slut is removing a few layers for the happy hour crowd at 111 Minna Gallery for Dr. Sketchy’s. Those handy with the pad and pen can sketch Von Slut as she poses as a live model for the boozing artists.

No quiet, awkward old art class with wrinkled man-model– this event is bound to sassy and totally rude. Her Myspace disclaimer says enough:

“I’m an asshole elitist music snob. I’m stubborn, loyal, short-fused, forgiving, nerdy. My favorite of the Seven Deadly Sins is Wrath; with Lust, Pride, and Gluttony tying for second place… I’m old and crabby, so don’t waste my time with bullshit and we will get along just fine!”

I hope to take a few photos of the event and if I’m proud of my pencil markings, maybe I’ll scan my sketches of the fine lady herself. Dr. Sketchy’s has other chapters in other sweet cities in the US, including New York, Minneapolis and Seattle. Super sweet event I had always wanted to check out at the 331 in Northeast, but never quite made it. My creative talents are getting hard just thinking about it!

Dr. Sketchy’s SF Website

Dr. Sketchy’s Main NY Website

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My interview with Brother Ali in San Francisco for Vita.mn

November 19, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Brother Ali: The Cisco Kid

November 19, 2009
Brother Ali in San Francisco: life on tour with the Minneapolis rap star.
By Amber Schadewald
Brother Ali

Photo by Leslie Plesser
Brother Ali performs at Slim’s in San Francisco.

It’s 5 p.m. and nearing the end of another beautiful San Francisco day. Tourists swarm the Union Square district like insects, surging past the bustling shops and blocking sidewalk traffic as they wait for a cable car ride. I stand on the corner in front of Rasputin Music, a five-story record store that is supposed to be hosting a meet-and-greet with Brother Ali.

Signs advertising the Minnesota rapper’s appearance cover the walls of the store, which, sadly, has more employees than shoppers. Ali’s fourth and newest album, “Us,” blasts over the speakers, but Ali himself is running 15 minutes late. “Our store has really bad luck with these in-stores,” says the guy working the door. “Either the artist doesn’t come through or fans don’t show up.” I start to get nervous and walk outside, just in time to see an unsuspecting tourist get hit in the face by a pigeon’s wing.

Brother Ali just Twittered that he’s at a coffee shop,” says an off-the-clock Rasputin employee who came in to meet Ali. Another 10 minutes pass. Finally, I’m relieved to see the unmistakable rapper — a very large albino man, equally pink and pale — walk in the door at 5:28.

“Not a good day,” he says as we sit down at a designated coffee table on the second floor. We scan the nearly empty room and flip through used DVDs while the few shoppers ignore us. They have us seated in the “Gangster” section, to the left of the stand-up comedy shelf. “I used to want to be a stand-up comedian,” Ali says, looking around. “But then I found out I was better at rappin’.”

Ali signs only four posters in an hour, yet his spirits aren’t damaged, nor is his ego; he’s just confused. His last San Francisco store appearance, he says, had a line out the door, and a few hours after our interview, his evening gig at Slim’s would be sold out. We laugh at the awkwardness of the situation, and at the TV overhead playing the 1988 fantasy film “Willow” on mute. The halfling title character appears to be singing the lyrics to Ali’s song “The Preacher.”

“Aw, Willow is always doin’ that,” Ali says, batting his white eyelashes.

“Us” is an incredible lineup of songs that strive to push listeners out of a passive stance and expose them to injustices. It’s stacked with solid, sliding beats, soulful melodies and serious commentary on divorce, homophobia, drug abuse and survival. His October stop in the Bay Area is the halfway point of the two-month Fresh Air Tour with Evidence, Toki Wright and DJ BK-One, which ends this Friday and Saturday at First Avenue in Minneapolis.

“Fifty shows in 60 days and I do every show like it’s the only one,” Ali says. “I live 23 hours a day for that one hour onstage.”

Ali may be a decade into the rap game, but his humility is in the details. His tour van is far from luxurious, acting as temporary home to four rappers, one DJ, a driver/manager/sound guy and a merch man. Sacrificing privacy means more money for everyone involved. Lots of driving and not a lot of space means Ali had to pack lightly and coordinate carefully: blacks and grays, no brown, four jackets, jeans, comfortable van shoes and a flashier pair for the stage.

“Actually, those shoes are why I was late today and why my day has been so frustrating,” he laments.

Brother Ali

Photo by Leslie Plesser

Commonly cast as a serious type, Ali is surprisingly comfortable taking a break from his street-preacher persona, and his intimidating front melts as he discusses more mundane topics. The week before, Ali says, he had to throw a pair of $170 Nike Air Force Ones in the trash. His red eyes widen as he describes the pile of dog feces he had stepped in, so massive that he saw no choice but to throw away his dream shoes. Today he chased across San Francisco looking for a suitable alternative, but came up empty. So he persuaded his wife, Tiffany, to have a new pair of Air Force Ones sent from Japan, and redirected his search to the wardrobe.

“Unfortunately for me, stylish clothing today is cut for people who like to wear tight shirts and jeans like Kanye,” he says. Ali’s style is consistently oversized and baggy, with an affinity for Adidas track suits. “All those clothes fit me like I’m a 17-year-old.”

Apart from shopping woes, Ali is pleased with the tour’s success, especially for the supporting talent. From the transitions between sets to the arrangement of the sets themselves, the Fresh Air Tour has been carefully crafted down to the last detail, including a surprise tour theme song. Keeping momentum is Ali’s prime concern.

“Momentum — it’s easier to maintain than to start,” he says, and he could be referring to the tour, making music or life in general. “It’s like once-a-week sex. It just doesn’t compare to that third-time-in-one-day sex, right?”

The record store gig ends with an uneventful handshake from Rasputin’s manager. Ali purchases a DVD of the blaxploitation flick “Sweet Sweetback’s Badasssss Song” for $7.97. We hop into a two-door Honda Civic with Will Abramson and a partner from Yours Truly, a popular San Francisco music blog that is scheduled to shoot a video with Ali. I cram into the back seat with the large rapper, but just before we pull away, a man taps on the window.

“Hey man, I love your stuff,” the fan tells Ali. “I raced all the way here to see you and then missed you inside.” He thrusts a new copy of “Us” into the car for a signature. Ali autographs it for the guy, whose name is Cal, and both men are left sporting ear-to-ear grins.

“Wow, Cal was stoked,” Abramson says, pulling out onto the main drag.

“I’m a lucky person,” Ali says, reflecting on what just occurred. “Every time something sucks … ” He pauses. “It’s all worth it, just for that dude.” Ø

The Civic makes its way through traffic as the Yours Truly guys recall the first time they saw Brother Ali in concert as high school seniors. Ali pulls out his phone and plays a clip of a short song he wrote in the tour van. It’s a Brother Ali love song, which he says he’d like to make an entire album of someday.

We arrive in the hip, colorful Mission District, pull up at Different Fur Studios and walk into a dimly lit studio. Our guides fill us in on Different Fur’s history, which includes some of Herbie Hancock’s first synth recordings. Ali stands still, observing in awe.

While recording equipment is set up, Ali talks to the camera about “Us” and how it compares with his past work. The difference, he says, is that his stories now come from outside of his own point of view, from experiences lived in the eyes, words and shoes of others.

“Now I can eat. I live in a nicer place — nothing fancy, but a two-bedroom. I’ve got shit in the fridge,” he says with his usual calm demeanor, exuding wisdom. “My life is filled with love, but those who I love, who got me where I am, are still barely surviving.”

“Us” isn’t Ali bragging about his newfound good fortune, but rather reminding us that people in our communities and families face problems that society has barely begun to address. With his own life in line, Ali says it was time for him to think about others.

“It’s like an oxygen [mask] on an airplane. They tell you to fix your own first, and then fix those around you.”

The lights turn blue, putting a dark shimmer on Ali’s new Adidas jacket as he takes his place at the mike. A performance of “Tight Rope” is recorded in two takes, with Ali’s voice the only sound in the room as he raps about lives filled with contradictions, lives that “tear you in half.” While a listener may not directly relate to a young Somali woman’s struggle between assimilation and tradition, Ali hopes you will try.

“I’d like common folks to see themselves as the same. Gays, Muslims or blacks; those people are all in the exact same boat as you; you just don’t know it,” he says. “That’s my political philosophy: revolution based on the common people seeing our struggles as one.”

Brother Ali

Photo by Julian Murray

Yet Ali says he was always taken aback by people who told him, “I feel like you’re singing about me.” “I would ask myself, how is that possible?” he says. “Then I realized, the details might be different, but the feelings are all the same.”

The session wraps up with a new version of “Forest Whitiker,” a fan favorite from 2003’s “Shadows on the Sun.” Then the group heads over to Slim’s for the main event, finding the sidewalk outside the venue full of disappointed fans too late for tickets.

Inside it’s sweltering, the packed room pulsing with excitement. Ali’s voice roars, plowing through new songs and old favorites. He paces back and forth onstage, riling up the crowd with impromptu freestyles and hand gestures, demanding their participation to the final encore. It’s an incredible show, with sweet visuals, cameos and a surprise San Francisco guest, rapper Murs.

It’s so good, no one even notices Ali is wearing his gray and red van shoes.

Amber Schadewald is a Minneapolis-based freelance writer working in San Francisco.

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I want! I want!: Birthday Wish List

November 18, 2009 · Leave a Comment

So my 25th birthday is rapidly nearing (the official date is Friday, Nov 20) and my list of wants for unnecessary items is growing steadily. A nice shiny yacht would top my wish list, followed by a condo in Greece and an art studio filled with brightly colored supplies, but until I meet and seduce Jesus himself, I’ll need to lower my expectations for this year’s wish list. So here’s what I’ve been eying as of recent…

The Diana Camera:

A few imperfections never looked so perfect as with photos taken by the legendary Diana camera. Diana is all-plastic, cheaply made and full of light-lending cracks that produce soft, dreamy and completely eerie photographs. The “toy” camera was first produced by the Great Wall Plastic factory in Hong Kong during the 60s and as of recent, returned to shelves after decades gone. The reproduction has all kinds of new features, but kept it classic with the 4×4 image size and plenty of unpredictable leaks. Today’s Diana is overpriced for the Urban Outfitters crowd but dig deep and score the antique for a couple bucks at the flea market.

An Owl Ring:

My grandma has always had a thing for owls– I used to walk around her house as a kid with my cousins and count the big-eyed bird knick-knacks. I think I remember the number being over 100. I saw this cute rhinestone Owl ring and have been hooting for it ever since. Who? wouldn’t want such a wise being perched on their third digit?

H&M’s version can be seen here.

Nooka x UNDRCRWN

I’m not a very punctual gal but maybe if I wore this sweet piece of candy around my wrist I’d be more inclined to pay mind to what it read. UNDRCRWN is a cult streetwear label and Nooka makes some super rad timepieces; together they are a bolder, more robotic version of a 90s racquetball-safe accessory. The striped wristband is polyurethane and can withstand everything from a sweat-stained day at the gym or similarly hot adventure in the shower room. Or I guess it would look nice during a regular day activity as well. Unfortunately Nooka x UNDRCRWN only made up 20 of these bad boys (BS!).

$250 at www.shopundrcrwn.com

A Friendly Chinchilla

Chinchillas are so so so soft. I would love to hold one of these babies and pet its beautiful silk furs. According to a chinchilla pet guide, “You must be gentle and consistent to gain the trust of a chinchilla,” which I could definitely handle. Their diet is pretty tame, they’re nocturnal and most importantly, they enjoy dust baths. No dirt and leaves here, these picky pets recommend ‘manufactured dust’ specifically made for the little beasts. I didn’t believe people could actually be duped into buying a bag of dust, but yup, they definitely can and do.

Watch these kids gettin’ filthy for fun.

 

Fancy Gold Ride

Aurumania is some group of gold-obsessed folks whose mission is to Rumpelstiltskin the world into one big shiny collectible. The goddess of a bike pictured above has over 600 Sworovski crystals and 24carat old on every visible surface. There are ten ‘Crystal Edition Gold Bike’ s in the world, each hand built and intended for actual use on a real street, but they also sell gold-plated bike racks for display purposes. The bike sells for a whopping €80,000 and therefore I don’t think I could chain to the post in my Oakland neighborhood unless I myself cozied up on the sidewalk beside her.

If not the gold masterpiece, Mission Bike in San Francisco makes some really tight rides in the blink of an eye. Once again, the Urban Outfitter crowd might like this company: instant cool-factor with trendy colors and no knowledge of the machines needed– just a pocket full of papi’s cash.

Check out their website to virtually design your own: http://www.missionbicycle.com/build

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In love with two Kings

November 2, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The Kings of Convenience make my soul fly day or night, sunny or fleeting rain. Their guitars are like one gigantic deep breath of lavender and fields of alfalfa.What is life without musical massages?

An old video I still love:

A live Paris performance: www.blogotheque.com

NEW music from The Kings of Convenience on Myspace

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On All Hallow’s Eve Eve

October 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment

My very first San Francisco Halloween is upon us! I’ll be celebrating my favorite holiday at the Club 1994 Halloween special which promises to be a crazy dance party for SF style hipsters tromping under the moonlight in costumes reminiscent of my own childhood. I expect to see a fair share of MJs in his prime, a few Boy Meets World characters, maybe Dolly (and literal other half, Dolly2), the ladies of Clueless, baby Brit, Kurt and the crazy Courtney, Scream masks, the Prince of Bel-Air, some Beastie Boys, SEAL, Sienfield characters, TLC, OJ and Power Rangers.

After careful consideration (and a fair budget analysis), the woman and I have decided to be a famous 90s couple…a pair no one could forget, even if they tried.

Hint One: The Blue Dress

Hint Two: The cigar

The democrat who fucked up and got caught by a few of his own mini men:

….Mr. Bill Clinton and Ms. Monica Lewinsky.

I’m going as the stunning Monica and Ann is going gray to be my lover, Bill. We’re still working on finding our wigs and the perfect white substance that made this whole escapade possible. Glue? Egg whites? Toothpaste? The test for the perfect cum stain has begun….

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The Crystals and domestic abuse

October 27, 2009 · 1 Comment

It was 1962 and hot girl groups like The Crystals had everyone’s attention at bay. So when Lil Eva, the voice behind “Loco-motion” revealed that her boyfriend hit her as a way of showing his affection, Carole King and Gerry Goffin got together and wrote up the song “He Hit Me (It Felt Like A Kiss)” as a protest for all the abused women blinded by years of manipulation. Phil Spector guided The Crystals as they recorded this eerie song, which was later banned by most radio stations after multiple complaints by listeners who were disturbed by the lyrics.

Barbara Alston’s vocals sound lovestruck and swoon alongside strings and funereal drums, while the angelic backing vocals support the belief that the man has done no wrong. Super creepy and more so by how easily this song will swim in your head for hours after a quick listen. I found myself humming the minorly sweet melody while walking in the park and later replacing the lyrics with new, less disturbing ones pertaining to my dog.

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Fan Death and another creepy music video

October 27, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Love this new video from Fan Death, a Canadian female-duo who play dirty with their dark disco. “Reunited” is a track from their heir new ep “A Coin For the Well”. The video has multiple cameos from faux celebrities like Prince, Marilyn Manson, Courtney Love, Axl Rose and an Asian Pee Wee Herman, all of which are perfect for impersonating this weekend.

Fan Death on Myspace

Fan Death on Wikipedia: the South Korean urban legend that states when an electric fan is left running overnight in a closed room, death will result for those who remain inside the room with the small machine. Apparently, fans manufactured and sold in Korea are often equipped with a timer in order to avoid this tradgedy for those who fall asleep while cooling off.

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The Sounds’ hot blonde steals the show at The Warfield

October 27, 2009 · 2 Comments

MajaThe Sounds, Sweedish electropop hotties, played San Francisco’s Warfield Saturday night to a mixed crowd of dance floor junkies, teenage hipsters and my gleaming girlfriend. Her favorite band and my not so favorite, I was pleasantly surprised by an incredible show with tons of energy and songs that hit their prime on the live stage.

The SoundsMaja Ivarsson is one hot female. A badass frontwoman with limitless attitude, she high-kicked, spat into the air, crawled across stage and worked her skyscrapper, strappy stilettos under the gleams of bright lights, taking time to light up a few cigarettes between lyrics and tease the crowd.

The Sounds at the Warfield

LegsI was incredibly envious of her wardrobe choices for the evening: faux leather leggings with sexy triangle cutouts, exposing perfect pie slices of thigh. She added a hot, black leather jacket with puffed sleeves, a see through white tank and black strapless bra. Around her neck hung a collection of gold plated necklaces, including an over-sized tooth that I too, own.

Strappy Gods

Maja PowerThe Sounds started up their dance-bass, synth heavy, rock infused gig a decade ago and are still kickin’ it all across the world today. Their latest tour was opening up for No Doubt. This time around as the headliner, their new CD, Crossing the Rubicon, is the star of the show.

The disgustingly emo Shiny Toy Guns opened, plus a couple other out of style goth creeps with asymmetrical bleached/pastel colored hairs, lots of eyeliner and skin and bones for bodies. Knowing this ahead of time, we had margaritas at the bar and waited for the whiney kids to pack up.

guitarist

enthusiastic crowdTwo hours later, a sweaty Ms. Ivarsson minus the jacket and song after glorious electro-pop song, The Sounds had won me over. My girlfriend was quite pleased with the performance and therefore also with me for hooking us up with tickets. I win!

Greeeeen lights

A few more photos:

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bass

white light

on her knees

backlight

the ms.

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Raveonettes’ Sune Rose Wagner interview in this week’s Vita.mn

October 22, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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The Raveonettes: Black Candy

From Denmark, the Raveonettes blend bright pop with dark topics.

October 22, 2009
By Amber Schadewald
Find the original article here: www.Vita.mn

The Raveonettes released their fourth full-length album “In and Out of Control” this month, and beneath the layers of addicting ’50s summer-pop hooks and ’60s surf guitar, they’ve managed to bake a completely contradictory subject matter into their outwardly optimistic sound: suicide, rape, drug addiction and other harsh realities.

Sune Rose Wagner, the male half of the Danish rock duo, calls the new album “A big fuck you … to the bad people. But no one person in particular.”

“In and Out of Control” is filled with incredibly straightforward, literal lyrics pertaining to hard issues. The track “Boys Who Rape” is ridiculously catchy: cool, galloping drums, static synth, a rad guitar solo and irresistible, harmonized vocals. When you actually start to mouth the lyrics, “Boys who rape should be destroyed,” the emotion it provokes is harder to pinpoint.

Last Dance” is a dreamy rock track with a similar effect. Twinkling chimes dust a caramel-smooth chorus that would inspire thoughts of high school prom, not a nasty drug habit. “Every time you overdose, I rush to intensive care,” the Raveonettes sing. “If this is the last dance, then save it for me, baby.”

“This album is inspired by ourselves or people we know — we’ve got friends who have been raped or committed suicide,” Wagner says matter-of-factly. “Everyone knows someone and we’re just like everyone else.”

The Raveonettes formed in 2001 with a stylish, minimalist take on post-punk, modernizing elements from classic role models like the Ronettes, Buddy Holly and Gene Vincent. “In and Out” is a glossier version of the Raveonettes’ previous albums, with less reverb and more polished production. Wagner and his musical other half, Sharin Foo, had no idea what to expect when heading into the project. With zero songs prepared and just more than a month of studio time, the Raveonettes say they came out with a product that surpassed their expectations.

“I didn’t think it was going to be that good,” Wagner says. “We had six weeks to write, record and mix. We had no plans. No nothing. It was crazy.”

Wagner strayed from his usual songwriting habits, generally penning four to five new songs per day. Whether he’s at the museum checking out a Jackson Pollock painting or catching a creative wave from someone on the street, Wagner says he can find a song in nearly everything.

“The world is full of inspiration. I never understood people who say they can’t write songs. It’s all around you, all day.”

Time constraints and pressure from their record company meant less direct inspiration for songs on “In and Out,” Wagner says. “We were just firing away and didn’t have time to think of anything too specific. Play it now. Do it now. There was no time for ‘I’ll think about it.’”

But surprisingly, Wagner says he enjoyed the process. “Spontaneity is underestimated. People don’t think of it as good craftsmanship, but it’s just another way we can create.

Check out The Raveonettes online:

Myspace
Twitter
Vice Records

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These Are Powers play my neighborhood

October 20, 2009 · Leave a Comment

These Are Powers are a super rad, experimental group from Brooklyn, NY who showed up to play a sweet little gig in a random Oakland room. Yes, room. Not a venue or even a basement. Just a mid-sized room at 21 Grand, a mere walk from my current homestead and well worth the trouble.

These Are Powers, song oneWe took my Yamaha Vino to the gig and after four rounds of circling the neighborhood, our friends spotted the place while on foot. We pulled up the hog and parked it in front of the dumpster. In the spirit of all things Oakland, we hit up the local convenient store for a brown paper bag’s worth of booze. Tonight we chose a classier brew, the always delicious Stella.

21 Grand was also home to an accordian shop

21 Grand was also home to an accordian shop

Anna Barie of These Are Powers

Anna Barie of These Are Powers

The band started off with a bunch of reverb and tons of noise. It was ridiculously dark and loud. We chugged our first beers as I attempted to get shots of the group without blinding the mass of East Bay hipsters. The show was put on by Club Sandwich, a local collective that puts on killer independent, all-ages shows and provides sandwiches in ziplocks for those who came hungry for more than just music. They sold out of the snacks before I could snap a photo…

These Are Powers

These Are Powers crowd

These Are Powers impressed the crowd with nothing more than their legit musical powers: no special lighting, dancing or even a stage. They were good and I loved that I was able to enjoy them for under $10 and in a room with less than 75 people in attendance. Screaming, extremely rapid drum playing and kick-ass beats made the quick set melt into a sweaty puddle on the faux Persian rugs.

These Are Powers

These Are Powers: drummer

The three amigos of These Are Powers looked good, even with post-show sweat beads.

Anna

Nail Earrings

Pat: Guitars

Bill: Drummer

As well as some notable fashionistas in the audience…

Orange wonder dress

boy attention whore

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