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Entries from June 2009

Coleman FINALLY gives up…

June 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment

the cry baby on the left. winner on the right.

the cry baby on the left. winner on the right.

Good god. Seven months later, Coleman finally accepts the fact that HE LOST and Minnesota will once again have 2 representatives in the U.S. Senate. Coleman is such a d-bag. As the NY Times Reports:

“Norm Coleman Concedes to Al Franken in Senate Race
Norm Coleman, the Republican incumbent, has conceded to the
Democrat Al Franken in the contested Senate race in
Minnesota, ending a seven-month battle over the seat. Earlier
Tuesday afternoon, the Minnesota Supreme Court ruled
unanimously that Mr. Franken was the winner.”

For more reading: http://www.nytimes.com

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I want, I want: Moustache Bandanas!

June 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment

girl, you look good with that hairy lip.

girl, you look good with that hairy lip.

Just discoverd a new way to dress up my face: Moustache Bandanas from Burlesque Design! Each bandana comes with two facial hair prints: some beards some neatly trimmed staches. What a great way to flaunt faux facial hair!

Mom, can I get one?

The bandanas at work.

The bandanas at work.

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I want, I want: Feather Eyelashes.

June 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment

I’m going to start posting pictures of things I want, so that anyone who adores me can write down a list and buy them for me. Or becuase talking about them is as close as I can come to getting them.

So here’s what I’m craving as of last night:

Feather Tipped Eyelashes

Feather Tipped Eyelashes

These feather eyelashes would make me feel like the tropical bird I’ve always wanted to be. Canary yellow literally means canary here and how much fun would it be to bat these beauties.

Rainbow feathers

Rainbow feathers

Or how about these Cindy Lauper/80s glamour/fruit loops and frizzy bangs inspired lashes. I think I have lash lust and I’m dying to glue these babies on.

these ladies have a look that guarantees to take flight.

these ladies have a look that guarantees to take flight.

Simply sweet.

Simply sweet.

There are of course lots of variations of the feather eyelash, but i’m interested in a more moderate pair, simply because i’m not attending too many Cinderella balls these days and need to have a set that can take to the town on any given day.

Now don’t go copy me little Minneapolis fashionistas. I want to look weird first.

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Exclusive photos of Tegan the dog’s birthday bash!

June 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Tegan is only posing becuase she's hating her hula skirt.

Tegan is only posing because she's hating her hula skirt.

Tegan, our beloved blue chihuahua, turned one on June 12 and we decided to throw her the party of the year, complete with hot lady dogs and yogurt treats.

The crew chasing party crasher 'Carl' the cat

The crew chasing party crasher 'Carl' the cat

The party was a delighful afternoon of hot dogs on the BBQ, miscelaneous friends hungover at varaying levels, beer, hot jams and four baby dogs chasing eachother in the grass.

The mutts were the main entertainment.

The mutts were the main entertainment.

Tugboat the chihuahua got away and scared the shit out of all our party guests…thank god she was taking a breather in the neighbor’s yard, after getting in a tiff with the birthday girl.

The look of pure annoyance after I told her to look three times.

The look of pure annoyance after I told her to look three times.

Gourmet Dog Treats the dogs didn't really eat.

Gourmet Dog Treats the dogs didn't really eat.

Tegan ate a couple of these peanut butter/yogurt treats (I also nibbled on one– tasted damn good) and then proceeded to run around the yard like a wildabeast in the Lion King….then she puked…twice….on the sidewalk.

Gucci co-hosted the party with her roommate Holly (human friend). She is kinda shy.

Gucci co-hosted the party with her roommate Holly (human friend). She is kinda shy.

PopTart, a.k.a. Poppi, is probably Tegan's favorite playmate.

PopTart, a.k.a. Poppi, is probably Tegan's favorite playmate.

The girls playin' hard.

The girls playin' hard.

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My Vita.mn Pride Cover Story

June 30, 2009 · 1 Comment

Pride on our sleeves?

Does the GLBT scene need its own spaces, or is it ready to hit the mainstream?
June 25, 2009
Find the original article online @ Vita.mn
By Amber Schadewald

Left: It’s not just a teenage vampire movie anymore: Twilight is the popular new monthly lesbian night at the Kitty Cat Klub in Minneapolis. Right: Jetset in the Minneapolis Warehouse District has a laid-back vibe compared with most downtown gay clubs.

Another year, another Pride, and what’s new in the Twin Cities gay scene? Well, the boy-based clubs like Jetset and the other flashy downtown joints have remained status quo. The only lesbian bar in Minneapolis, Pi, closed in November after just two years, followed by a collection of lesbian-themed club nights such as Booby-Trap and the Dollhouse — the latter of which has already bit the dust. Meanwhile, Iowa legalized gay marriage before Minnesota could even make a move.

Outward Spiral, the only exclusively gay theater company in the state, is disbanding this summer after 14 years. The GLBT youth center District 202, formed in 1993, is ending day-to-day operations in July. At the same time, safe queer spaces can now be found everywhere from schools to corporations. While GLBT support services are still needed, it’s becoming less clear where.

But these observations are only part of the story. Below the surface lies a diverse population of GLBT people with equally diverse views on the state of the community. So with one of the most popular Pride celebrations in the nation returning this weekend, what is it exactly that we in the Twin Cities GLBT community can be proud of? And where do we go from here?

Almost every major U.S. city seems to have its “gay ghetto”– a four-block area cluttered with gay-friendly clubs, coffee bars and shops. But Minneapolis and St. Paul are relatively unique in that gay establishments are spread out across the metro, and in recent years more hangouts have adopted an unofficial “gay-friendly” reputation. The florescent rainbow sign in the window is no longer the only indication that gays are free to linger.

So maybe the broader city is ready to play host, but is the gay community ready to step outside its gay-only spaces and take ownership anywhere and everywhere it chooses to spend a night out? Is it safe to say the queer community is moving towards integration? Or is that just a step in the direction of assimilation?

“Our world is starting to shift,” says Jeffry Lusiak, 32, artistic director of the disbanding Outward Spiral. “These very queer-specific spaces aren’t needed anymore — we felt our mission had been fulfilled.” If Outward Spiral began with the intention of filling a gap in theater, today mainstream theaters are doing queer shows regularly, such as the Guthrie’s current production of “The Intelligent Homosexual’s Guide to Capitalism and Socialism with a Key to the Scriptures.” “Our stories are being told,” Lusiak says.

At the same time, as the broader hetero-society’s view of GLBT persons is beginning to resemble acceptance, members of the queer community are also shifting their perceptions of how the community should function and present itself. Even the concept of “pride” is evolving into a more diverse, personalized sense of self. Once an umbrella term used to encompass an entire community, pride can no longer be explained via rainbows, Cher and/or Melissa Etheridge, and grimy nightclubs.

Twilight offers a relatively mellow space for sipping wine and hanging out with other queer women.

Patrick Scully is the founder of Patrick’s Cabaret, an experimental venue that has been hosting an eclectic mix of artists since 1986. Its rainbow flag flies high atop the building in the Longfellow neighborhood, marking an organization that Scully says is “not an exclusively queer place, but always a queer place.” When asked if Minneapolis still needs distinctively gay spaces, Scully, 55, nods. “There are times when you build bridges and times when you need to be at home.”

“We live in a society where [GLBT people] don’t get to live our lives clearly on our own terms and we need to have those safe spaces,” he says, flashing his bright blue eyes. “But that’s not enough. We need to keep pushing the envelope, so we need to be everywhere. Not just completely on our own.”

Heather Spear, 37, producer of the female-drag show Dykes Do Drag, calls these gay hangouts the “security blankets” – the places you go to find your ground. These flamboyant, multicolored establishments serve a multitude of needs for people of all ages and in all stages. Whether you need some new friends in the gay scene, a good lay, a night of dancing, a cure for your curiosity or just an escape from straight men, places like the Gay 90s and the Saloon can hit the spot.

Lusiak says these commercialized gay clubs are important for the history they represent and the rites of passage they still give today. “When you first come out, you want to be in fuchsia,” he smiles, reflecting on how well-suited these bars were for him years ago. “But that’s not my gay anymore.”

Today Lusiak and his partner would prefer to find a nice wine bar instead of the stereotypical gay scene. Spear says she sometimes feels “more comfortable at a straight bar than somewhere like the exclusively gay Saloon.” But she felt the defunct lesbian hangout Pi had a welcoming and inclusive feel, unlike most gay bars.

Pi’s former owner, Tara Yule, says another nightspot similar to Pi is not likely to make it anytime soon. Asked if we need another lesbian bar, Yule said the “we” part is the problem: The multitude of subcultures within the larger GLBT community makes it impossible to appeal to everyone in one space. Contradictory to Spear’s experience, Yule watched at Pi as disparate cliques like the “L Word” lesbians, the softball dykes and the gay punkers naturally separated.

“The community really segregates itself by age, race, class and cultures in general,” Yule says. “All of these elements supersede our common need to be queer.”

Yule thinks the new variety of monthly lesbian nights in town is a better fit for the diverse crowd. Ladies who want a place to bump and grind can do that once a month at Booby-Trap at the Bolt Underground nightclub. Those who want to sip wine among other queer women have that option at the Kitty Cat Klub’s monthly Twilight. Attendance at these lesbian nights is guaranteed to be a full room of single women. Just like the straight crowd, these ladies are looking for a partner with similar interests to their own, not just someone with the same sexual preference. “The different cultures need their own spots,” she says. “I don’t know if it’s possible for the queer movement to resolve its differences.

“If I were to ever open a new bar, it would be a ‘queer’ bar, a venue for like-minded people who really felt like they weren’t a part of any specific [GLBT] community and wanted an alternative venue for urban enjoyment.”

Is our only solid connection to one another our sexuality? Or should we be searching for something deeper? Perhaps it’s time to find our queer sense of self — the integral part of one’s identity that stretches beyond the bedroom and inspires one to simply think with a “queer” point of view in all aspects of life — a view outside of the straight-edged box, one with fluidity.

Esme Rodriguez, a drag performer and instructor at Macalester College, says identifying yourself as “queer” goes beyond sexual preferences. It’s a mind-set that’s open to all possibilities. “Being queer is about living life on a nonlinear journey. I know straight people who identify as queer.”

At the same time, does the GLBT community’s move toward integration walk a thin line with assimilation, running the risk of disenfranchising its own members? When mainstream-appearing GLBT people begin to receive mainstream entitlements, do they end up marginalizing the more provocative aspects of the movement, like drag queens, leather daddies and the often-misunderstood transgender community? Rodriguez warns about the dangers of compartmentalizing identities.

“There’s a strength in building communities,” she says. “But not everyone has to have the same identity card.”

More gay bars are not necessarily the answer, but neither is fewer. Maybe we need a push for more queer-friendly spaces as well as a push for disempowering the stereotypes of what it means to be gay. For this year’s Pride, we could hold off on the booze, resist the urge to catch up on the local lesbian gossip for a minute and utilize this summit to spark some discussions about what the community really means to us.

“There’s something I love about being queer — not fitting into society or what’s ‘normal,’” says Lusiak. “But I’m not living my life how I am because of who I sleep with.”

Spear agrees: “We’re here, telling our stories … and we’re gay. It doesn’t have to be our primary identity.”

Integration can be confusing when determining how public your private life should be. Is coming out to co-workers a form of activism, or is it simply none of their business? Why do so many people have rainbow bumper stickers, announcing their sexuality to fellow drivers? What will push the gay movement forward faster — loudspeakers or silence?

While Lusiak was attending a private Catholic college, his rainbow accessories were a must before leaving the house; it was his way of saying that “I, as a gay person, exist and I need you to recognize me,” he says. But today gayness and queer people are accessible nearly everywhere.

“[Queerness] should be normalized, yet not. It shouldn’t be looked at in that frame,” Lusiak says.

Yes, we need equal rights. Yes, we need to feel safe. But we shouldn’t have to conform to a mold in either direction. It’s important not to let go of what makes us unique. Regardless of how much progress our society has made toward acceptance of GLBT persons, we still have a long road to total equality. As Scully puts it, “if gaining rights and freedoms means losing our souls, it’s not worth it.”

“It’s only going to change when those of us who have the courage to stand up stay standing,” Scully says. “And wear our rainbows on our sleeves.”

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Pride 2009 Photos

June 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Gay hairs.

Gay hairs.

I took pictures here and there during Pride Weekend: The Uptown Block party, Surly Girly Panty Pride, Booby Trap and the Loring Park Festival.

Find the original slideshow @ www.CityPages.com

Gay town.

Gay town.

Here’s little Annie and me, sipping our fine cocktail in a Nalgene bottle and ignoring the lame music from old lez Tina what’s her name:

Me making Annie take photos.

Me making Annie take photos.

Foxy Tann is a curvy combination of sex appeal.

Foxy Tann is a curvy combination of sex appeal.

Showin' Lake Street her goods.

Showin' Lake Street her goods.

I’m pretty much exhausted from a busy couple days, the overwhelming amount of gayness and flying rainbows on every corner. Im ready to go back to black and white for another 51 weeks.

Tit Trap dance party at the Soap Factory.

Tit Trap dance party at the Soap Factory.

Lady legs at Boob Fest.

Lady legs at Boob Fest.

Missed the parade Sunday morning after an hour of attempting to kick start Ann’s scooter, that is, after my scooter started leaking gas and oil. Good god. Then we headed to Brueger’s for a fancy egg/cheese bagel, which the nice man behind the counter mixed up. Ten hours later we showed up in Loring Park and walked the pup in between the mass of homos.

Boys showing off in ass-less jeans.

Boys showing off in ass-less jeans.

The butcher, the baker and the candle stick maker.

The butcher, the baker and the candle stick maker.

Weird kids seeking attention that totally creeped me out.

Weird kids seeking attention that totally creeped me out.

The Festival is always full of interesting pets, including our little muffin, Tegan the chihuahua. My favorite booths are the dog rescue organizations that let you pet their furry friends, specifically the Pugs.

The most hideous dog outfit I saw, besides the princess cone hat on a greyhound.

The most hideous dog outfit I saw, besides the princess cone hat on a greyhound.

gay bird claw.

gay bird claw.

Even our baby put out for pride.

Even our baby put out for pride.

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Movies in the Park this week!

June 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Minneapolis Movies in the park...minus the mountains.

Minneapolis Movies in the park...minus the mountains.

Monday 6/29:

“Inkheart” @Keewaydin Park

“Taking of Pelham 123, The Hangover and Terminator Salvation” (daily) @Vali-Hi Drive-In

Tuesday 6/30:

“Purple Rain” @Solera

“Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa @Corcoran

Wednesday 7/1:

“Labyrinth” w/musical guest STNNNG @Steven’s Square Park

“Jumangi” @Phelps Park

Thursday 7/2:

“A Dog of Flanders” @Kenwood Park

“Food Matters” @Patrick’s Cabaret Parking Lot

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A personalized LOL cat featuring Tegan K.

June 19, 2009 · Leave a Comment

and momzies sayz iz a rat?

For more LOL animalz, visit http://icanhascheezburger.com/

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City Pages Summer Guide w/my intro

June 18, 2009 · Leave a Comment

summer guide

Six Twin Cities designers make Minnesota summer stylish

We challenge local fashion’s best to create an outfit based on the season

Published on June 16, 2009@ www.CityPages.com

L.A. style is obnoxious and loud. New York is black and sophisticated. Geographically, Minneapolis is in the middle, but where do we fall in the fashion spectrum? The answer depends entirely on whom you ask. An uptown hipster will say our city is stocked with cool vintage hubs, while most suburbanites will probably gush about the Mall of America, and rural inhabitants will scoff at the question.

But the truth is that, in the Twin Cities at least, Minnesotans have begun sewing together a genuine fashion scene with loads of invigorating ideas. In only a few years, fashion in Minneapolis has gone from an overly artsy, DIY scene to a fully dressed community of glam boutiques, motivated designers, and fashion-forward events for people of all ages and tastes.

In 2004, a fashion-hungry husband and wife opened Cliché, a boutique with high hopes and a soft spot for local designs. Today Cliché is at the heart of Minneapolis fashion, promoting favorite local designers not only by filling its shelves with the right stuff, but by bringing together a style community in the land of 10,000 lakes and fashion mistakes. Owner Josh Sundberg says that ideas for the shop were quite open-ended in the beginning, but now the concepts are working beautifully. When asked if they buy items specifically to fit a certain “Minneapolis style,” the answer was a bold “No.”

“We think of Minneapolis in a sense, but we also think, fuck you,” Sundberg says. “The people we want to sell to are independent and open-minded, people who pay attention to trends but don’t necessarily follow them. Fashion is a revolving door, and we appeal to people who experiment with their style.”

The other big push for Minneapolis fashion hit when Voltage: Fashion Amplified married the city’s stellar music scene with the runway. Soon to follow were events like Retrorama at the Minnesota History Center, Fashion Fight Night, and the long list of activities during MNFashion Week, both spring and fall. Small, quality-driven boutiques like Karma, Ivy, Design Collective, and VS Social Standard, among many others, are attracting customers who want to shop outside of the mall walls.

So why is this fashion renaissance happening in our city now, recession and all? It’s an aligning of several crucial elements: a batch of motivated designers and photographers, diverse and highly publicized local boutiques, fashion schools with updated curriculums (who won’t advise their students to move to the coasts), and most important, the public’s desire.

“The key to making local fashion sustainable isn’t the fact that it’s local. It has to be something people want,” Sundberg says. “They just need to want it.”

The mixing of this fresh community with public demand presents opportunities that simply weren’t here five years ago, says Voltage creator Anna Lee. “It takes an entire spectrum of people coming together to make an industry,” she says. “The stars have aligned now, yes, but it was very strategic. People have been working their tails off.”

As a result, Minneapolis is developing a competitive edge on the national scene. With lots of local support, the future lies in convincing the rest of the country.

“A lot of local designers want to work in Minneapolis and design for Minneapolis, but we need to be able to market our people outside [the city]. It’s not a big enough community to support everyone…yet,” Sundberg says.

So in this issue, City Pages decided to give this budding group a little nudge. It’s summer, after all, and what better time to show off your style? This year’s Summer Guide becomes the Summer Style Issue, spotlighting five local designers and one stylist on the rise: Laura Fulk, Mackenzie Labine for Oiishimomo, Kimberly Jurek for Kjurek Couture, Amanda Christine from Amanda Christine Designs, Ivan Idland, and stylist Sheila Anderson. Each took our Project Runway-type challenge and within a week designed an outfit inspired by one section of our Summer Guide (Events, Outdoors, Film, etc.) and by the season in general. One look at the results and you’ll be rest assured: We’re in for one haute Minnesota summer.

Continue reading: Here

SLIDESHOW: All Access: CP’s Summer Style fashion shoot

SLIDESHOW: Summer Style Guide: Cast, credits, and where to buy

SLIDESHOW: Style Shots: Sexy Summer Issue models

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Eyedea & Abilities tell secrets without the slumber party

June 15, 2009 · Leave a Comment

DSC_0117Eyedea sure has a lot of, uh, ideas. The rapper, alongside his other half, DJ Abilities, took on the small stage at Intermedia Arts Saturday evening and gave a room of lucky, guest-list only, fans a chance to hear the duo’s new album in full nearly a month before its upcoming release. From philosophy to gun control, legendary MC Eyedea explained in full detail the wonders that challenge his complex mind, sometimes explaining the story behind tracks and other times preaching full on monologues of theory. The incredibly intimate performance was semi-awkward and semi-incredible, swaying either way depending on fan level.

Original posting at www.CityPages.com

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The evening opened with a brief history of the rap duo, once known as Sixth Sense, comprised of two exremely talented musicians. Eyedea started out as a b-boy, and then turned into an all-star battle rapper. Abilities first concentrated on drawing, and then couldn’t resist the instant gratification of mastering the turntables.

Eyedea and Abilities new album, By The Throat, is the band’s first collaborative work since 2004. This album is full of short, rough tracks, harsh vocals and lots of heavy rock influences, an audible compilation of their past five years of personal endeavors. This album also features live instrumentation; a first for E&A.

Artist and musican Michael Gaughan sat at a table stage right during the performance, painting an orginal piece for a lucky raffle winner at the end of the show. Gaughan also played guitar on the new album and is apparently one of Eyedea’s favorite people in the world. Not to mention the man behind the new album’s artwork.DSC_0182

DSC_0169The guys started out the show with a disclaimer: “This is strange, but we will make it good,” Abilties said. “You will make it good,” Eyedea responded. “I will just make it more awkward.”

In between songs Eyedea gave extended summaries of his lyrics, giving insight to the speed-of-light vocals that can be a little hard to decifer. “Spin Cycle” is an ode to high school mentalities and suedo-friendships adults still foster. “Junk” refers to the rap duo’s disgust with America’s obsession with celebrities and reality TV.

DSC_0164Eyedea gave an especially in-depth analysis of “Smile” during which I caught Abilties grooving to some tunes in his headphones and taking a pull or two from the whisky bottle. Later during the performance, Abilties just cut Eyedea’s rambling off by kicking up the beat, forcing him to wrap it up before the song started.  DSC_0156On “This Story” Abilities uses his favorite new toy; a turntable combined with piano-like features. The song is wicked cool for a multitude of reasons, but mostly due to the strategic manipulation of pitches into a digital solo of sorts. “This Story” is currently available on Myspace but its glory isn’t completely appreciated until you see this DJs hands doing the work.

Eyedea & Abilites on Myspace

Michael Gaughan’s Website

The rest of my photos from the evening:

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