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City Pages paparazzi catches me in the act

July 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The CP ladies capturing other fashionable folkEvery Tuesday CityPages.com posts photos of fashionable folks around the Twin Cities captured on film all over city during the previous week. This past Saturday I ran into the adorable photographer Emily Utne and writer Stacey Tuthill at the Soap Factory for the 36hr art-a-thon thing. They took my photo and I blurted out a few words about what I was wearing that night.

THIS IS WHAT THE CAPTION READ: “Location: The Soap Factory. Amber’s mom always brings home great finds from garage sales like this woven leather belt with large gold buckle worn with a Dickies dress and boots. These impeccable black motorcycle boots – once worn so rotten that the bottoms fell out – were salvaged and shined up real nice at Shoe-a-New. (Note: Amber freelances for CP!)
MY HOT WOMAN’S CAPTION: Let’s face it: super trendy eyewear can be a risky commitment. If you end up hating the funky style you picked out while you were blindly looking for frames at Lens Crafters, you’re screwed out of a lot of cash. Use training wheels for a few weeks before choosing the real-deal with faux eyeglasses that come in every shade, shape and style imaginable (as seen here on Ann).

I must admit I felt pretty fancy.

Me and my lady are smokin' hott

Me and my lady are smokin' hott

Check out the whole album here: www.CityPages.com

Here are a couple photos I took that evening:

a mess of garbage never looked so pretty

a mess of garbage never looked so pretty

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exploring with the dark music machine

exploring with the dark music machine

a wall full of simple hilariousness

a wall full of simple hilariousness

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The Dead Weather spits out crazy rock ‘n’ roll

July 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

My review of The Dead Weather at First Ave last night. It was so fucking hot and so badass I couldn’t help but wish I was messed up on some sort of illegal substance. In reality, I was sober as pie with notebook in hand, red locks in my face after aggressive head banging. I was filled with energy after the show and sweet dreams of Alison Mosshart.

Click here for the original posting: www.CityPages.com

The Dead Weather liven up First Ave

By Amber Schadewald
Tuesday, Jul. 28 2009
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Photos by Jon Behm, click here for slideshow.

Sweaty, grungy and totally badass, The Dead Weather was a showcase for heavy hairbangin’, electric convulsion-style dancing and all around dirty rock ‘n’ roll. The guitars were sharper than broken glass and the vocals pleaded and pulled with smokey infusions. The bass rattled warm organs and the drums perfectly complimented the full house of yearning fans. Frontwoman Alison Mosshart was by far the hottest thing to watch, but closing your eyes didn’t lessen the experience. Lights flashed through eyelids, startling bodies in synchronized motions to the weighted sound; it was so fucking hot.

The Dead Weather has a roster to boast: Jack White has teamed up this generation’s Joplin, a.k.a. Alison Mosshart, Dean Fertita of Queens of the Stone Age and “Little” Jack Lawrence of the Raconteurs. Their first album, Horehound, was released earlier this month. During their hour set to the sold out crowd, The Dead Weather hammered most, if not all, of their tracks to date, pleasing listeners with loads of holy hell guitar solos and angered lyrics.

The show began with Mosshart in long sleeve cheetah blouse, her wild ‘fro of black locks tangled atop her sultry face. “60 Feet Tall” seemed cold and dangerous, the lights kept low, expect for flashes syncopated to harsh drum beats or guitar squeals. White’s curly mop flipped around as much as his drumsticks and Lawrence’s thick-framed glasses were the perfect addition to his flowing black hair. “Hang You From the Heavens” came third with intermittent strobe lights, making the band’s silhouettes look like a handful of nut-house escapees. Mosshart pulled her hair up while singing the song’s key lyrics, never loosening her famous death stare on the crowd.

White came out from behind the drums a couple times, always inspiring loud wails from the audience. Standing at the mic, sticks in hand or back pocket, his voice sounded raw and ragged, yet bluesy and mournful. Mosshart whipped out her rectangle-shaped guitar mid-set, breaking up her naughty air-pelvic thrusts, or even better, an intimate tease atop the speakers with mic stand between her legs.

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The boys backed up their leading lady during “So Far From Your Weapon” for an interesting vocal dynamic and White’s soft mallets on the drums created a low thunder-like purr behind the melody. The combination of the group’s near-cheesy collaborative vocals, eerie organ music and smoke made “I Cut Like a Buffalo” sound like the creep tunes in a state fair fun house.

A personal highlight was Mosshart and White’s duet–or near makeout session on the mic. Mosshart teased the guitar with her body and White stoked the glistening instrument. On each side of the mic, their lips were only a lick apart, softly at first, then loudly preaching each word of the song. White and Moss would make hott musical babies.

After a sweat storm of songs, Mosshart’s face hit the spotlight and shone a mess a mascara and a mass of plastered black strands on her forehead. Cigarette in hand and gold boots on her feet, this woman can look like a train wreck and yet still manage to be completely sexy. A very-straight and kind of drunk lady friend in the audience confessed Miss Mosshart would be the one female who could get her in the sheets. Amen!

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Bastille Day/dog gawking fest at Barbette

July 25, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Tegan the rat nibbling corn on the cob

Tegan the rat nibbling corn on the cob

I love the French and I love block parties, therefore Bastille Day at Barbette was a perfect evening out. Unfortunately it was on a Sunday evening, meaning both Annie and I were a little exhausted, not to mention baby Tegan. I had just run my ass around Lake Calhoun (and it’s been a few months since I’ve run so far) and my face was still boiling hot. I ordered the most delicious basket of pomme frites and some corn on the cob from Barbette; talk about dying of thirst. Thank Jesus for the free spring water.

Tegan is always the center of attention

Tegan is always the center of attention

my ladies and lady friends

my ladies and lady friends

We are Dog People: A YouTube Video Tegan, Ann and I got the chance to ’star’ in:

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MinnPost drops my name

July 24, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Minn Post picked up my review of Bloc Party this Spring…pretty exciting to be mentioned on such a wonderful news source. Mama would be proud (if she was up on today’s journalism- i’ll have to work on that).

Original posting here: www.MinnPost.com

“CP does cover the British pop group, Bloc Party, in a make-up gig at First Avenue. Writer Amber Schadewald is enthusiastic. In a line we’d like to see Bream drop into one of his reviews sometime, Schadewald writes of Bloc Party’s drummer, “Midway into the set, drummer Matt Tong lost the T-shirt and relaxed in his swim-trunk-esque shorts. A fan blew his tousled black locks as he beat the drums to a bloody pulp; all the while he looked comfortably naked.”

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Dot-to-dot

July 13, 2009 · Leave a Comment

I’ve been thinking a lot about new tattoo options these days- preparing for the 25th birthday in November. How about a crafty dot-to-dot? I don’t necessarily think it’s for me, simply because I’m not down with the random dot/number pattern pre-drawing and I’m not sure how often I’d want to draw it in. Still, I think I’d like to be this woman’s friend with a marker. Hey, baby. Can I connect your dots?

Or how about this nifty pocket tattoo? Probably not for me, either. I think the polka-dot top would suit me better than branding a blue-collared boy’s name above my tit.

Good God people have some lame tattoos: paw prints, turtles, a “Made in America” stamp on a nasty man-ass, warped clocks, butterflies and loads of other bs that these people are going to have to cover up so their grandchildren don’t make fun of them.

dirty dirty horses with horns

dirty dirty horses with horns

Now this is beautiful. Dirty dirty horses with horns. I told her to quit smoking, but she just can’t seem to put ‘em down.

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Dear Uptown Bar: I’m mad at you.

July 10, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Uptown Bar sells out with sale of patio

By Amber Schadewald
Friday, Jul. 10 2009
Original posting @www.CityPages.com
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It’s a sad sight on Hennepin Avenue: the Uptown Bar & Cafe’s beloved patio has disappeared and left only a few crumbs in a now empty lot. For years the Uptown patio hosted happy drinkers and smokers, enjoying their fix amidst the busy traffic and cool breeze. The demolish has left many buzzing with questions: why now, during prime patio season? Why would this dive rid its prized asset and oh, god, who is taking up this space? The answers are not very comforting…
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The answers all revolve around money. Surprise, surprise. According to the bar’s booking manager, Brian McDonough, “the owners sold the parking lot (and therefore patio) for a grip of money.”

And who’d they sell it to? The rumors are correct: Columbia Sportwear. You know, the makers of those bright purple, green and pink ski jackets popular in the early 90s? They were so hot in the fifth grade and apparently their sales today make them the biggest relatailer of skiwear in the US.

I think McDonough says it best:

“A Columbia Sportswear Store, right next to North Face, because we all know that Uptown is overloaded with an abundance of mountain climbers and resort-skiers that can’t find enough places to buy their “look the part” clothing.”

The Uptown Bar has totally sold out. Not only did they smash down that beautiful wreck of a patio, but they did it mid-summer, for a huge corporation that only reinstates the demise of the neighborhood itself. Victoria’s Secret. North Face. Columbia Sportswear. What’s next? Walmart?

“Once construction is complete next door, I’m sure the owners will figure out a replacement plan,” McDonough says.

I would imagine the replacement options are slim, but maybe they’ll figure out a way to construct some sort of floating oasis above the hat and mitten shack. Or better yet, let’s hope they knock out half the bar and put in a pool.

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Digitata is a tease!

July 8, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Digitata threatens final performance at the Uptown tonight

By Amber Schadewald
Wednesday, Jul. 8 2009
Original posting @www.CityPages.com
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Photo by Colin Crowley, courtesy of www.myspace.com/digitata
The satisfying combination of heavy electronic pulses and feather-light vocals have long made local band, Digitata, a stage favorite and sure bet when it comes to pleasing the musical senses. In May of 2007, the intensely electric trio released their sophmore effort, II Daggers, and filled Minneapolis with darkly exciting tracks, perferct for wizards and light-footed-dancing. After two years of silence, Digitata has finally released a brand new EP, Art Work Pays: nine tracks that promise to ignite a little magic in your nervous system. But with new material and a city of ecstatic fans, drummer Drew Christopherson taunts Gimme Noise with the news that tonight’s show could possibly be their last….maybe?
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Photo by C-Rocka, courtesy of www.myspace.com/digitata
In preparation for the Uptown show, Tuesday night found Christopherson away from his drum set and in the work shed, full of paint and inspiration, screen-printing by hand each and every copy of Digitata’s new EP. How many exactly?

“Just a run of 500,” he says casually.

A busy band of musical minds, each of Digitata’s three members are currently active in another band: vocalist/keys Maggie Morrison is awe-inspiring frontwoman of Lookbook, Ryan Olson is a member of the hard-hitting Buliding Better Bombs and both Olson and Christopherson are a part of Mel Gibson and the Pants. Scheduling band practice couldn’t be more impossible, not to mention tour dates, shows and personal lives. It’s easy to see why Digitata took a break. Thankfully the break has come to an end with Art Work Pays. (Read the City Pages album review here.)

Stepping away from his work, Christopherson agreed to answer a couple questions about Digitata’s current state and where they’re going from here.

Gimme Noise: With all of the other projects you three have going on, why start up Digitata now?

Drew Christopherson: This spring we decided we should write a bunch of music and so we did. In April we started writing and in a month we had enough to record. It had been so long since we had recorded together, so we picked a weekend, shut ourselves in and within four days, finished with nine songs. It was a thrilling experience.

GN: What made the process so much faster this time around?

Christopherson: We usually labor over post production stuff, messing with the possibilties of our recorded sound. But this time we wanted to catch a more live quality in the recording. It’s not that we cared less, but we were looking for a more spontaneous aspect. Four of the songs hadn’t even been written until we went into the studio.

GN: Where did the inspiration for this new music come from?

Christopherson: I think it had a lot to do with the fact that we just hadn’t played together in so long. It was like, “Let’s get the band back together!”, (he says in a slighty cheesy, older man voice and chuckles).

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Photo by C-Rocka, courtesy of www.myspace.com/digitata

(Then out comes a comment that takes the reporter off guard…)

Christopherson: We didn’t know what we were going to do when we started practicing again. It’s been a great experience and everything, but I’m not sure if we’re going to continue.

GN: Wait, what? Do you have any other shows planned?

Christopherson: No, we do not have anything else planned at the moment.

GN: I’m confused and sad. Let me get this straight: You guys just put out a new EP and got everyone all excited and now this could be the end? Why? Why? (I say this two more times in my head).

Christopherson: It’s a touchy subject with a lot of personal issues at heart….and I probably shouldn’t say for sure. Maggie has Lookbook, Ryan and I are planning another project for the rest of the summer and we’re just focusing on the fall. I don’t want to say this is the last show forever…becuase the truth is, I really don’t know as of yet.

GN: (Will you at least call to say goodbye?)

Christopherson:: It’s all step by step. We just want to make sure we know what we really want to do, so we can really focus and not find ourselves in the place we did two years ago (super pressed for time, confusing schedules, conflicting chaos).

GN: (Deep breath)

Christopherson: We really haven’t discussed it completely. It’s been a whirlwind of fun, writing and recording. It’s been a return to form of so many years ago when all we wanted to do was play locally, write good songs and put out good records: before all the hang-ups and worrying whether or not we could tour and make money. Once we stopped worrying, it became fun again.

Whether it’s the perfect marketing ploy or the unfortunate truth, catch the extended set toinght:

Digitata…all night!
@ The Uptown Bar & Cafe
3018 Hennepin Ave, http://www.uptownbarandcafe.com/
9PM
FREE

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Intended for Lavender Magazine: Lez Night Rundown

July 8, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Booby Trap dance extravaganza

Booby Trap dance extravaganza

Minneapolis’ only lesbian bar has been closed for six months and nothing permanent has taken its place. Is anyone else out there completely astounded by this fact? Anyone? Bueller? Boobs?…
I knew somebody was listening.

As weird as it may sound, lesbians are up and coming; a rapily-growing presence and with undeniable marketability in the U.S. In the previous few years alone we’ve watched The L-Word retain record ratings on Showtime, a gay lady wedding on “All My Children”, Ellen’s talkshow hit home with housewives across the county, a lesbian relationship on the sickly popular “Grey’s Anatomy” and Tila Tequila’s “bi-sexual” carnival on MTV.

All of this dyke exposure is great, even when it’s Tyra Banks talking about “straight” girl crushes; it’s grinding down the subject’s once-incredibly-taboo reputation and starting conversations on the left and right. And not only are people just discussing the action, women are giving in to their desires and/or curiosity and giving women their own shot at love (or lust). Lesbians just may be the new black.

So how does Minneapolis fit into all of this lesbian, bi-curious, girl-on-girl action? According to a few random Google searches and zero completely-reliable sources, Minneapolis is home to the second-largest per-capita GLBT population in the U.S. Not to mention, the Twin Cities is known to have one of the best lookin’ gay lady populations in the country, which is of course an incredibly biased opinion.

Gay women are all over this damn city and that’s evident enough on a daily trip to the grocery store or walking around the lake. We have plenty of softball teams and rugby clubs to go around, but when darkness falls, where my ladies at? Why is the Twin Cities’ lesbian nightlife scene totally lackluster? While the media and entertainment industry is finally catching onto the appeal of women with women, Minnesota is moving in the opposite direction in terms of making a solid presence in our city. In the land of 10,000 lesbos, why is there not one 24/7 lez bar?

DJ AJent Orange totally has a monopoly on all the lez event DJ opportunties

DJ AJent Orange totally has a monopoly on all the lez event DJ opportunties

That time of the month
Pi survived a mere year-and-a-half in its bleak legion setting, appeasing the grungier bike dykes and singles needing to mingle. A couple pool tables, an awkwardly spacious dance floor, stiff drink prices for not so stiff drinks and the top 100 dance hits managed to trump the scene during its run with little to no competition. I understand Pi had a loyal fan base, but when cornered, a lot of these patrons were quick to offer lengthy criticisms. Dive bars are great and it’s obvious Pi or something like it, has its place in the Minneapolis lesbian scene. The key element is variety and that’s exactly we’re missing.

Women need choices—whether you and your girl want a chill evening with wine, you’re looking to avoid an ex, in the mood for some sweaty dancing or a quick beer after work, it would be ideal to have places where each of these activities could be achieved. At this point, no such options exist on a daily basis, and the few ‘women’s nights’ we have scattered throughout the month aren’t very diverse in their offerings. A multitude of these monthly lesbian events have been popping up around the city since Pi’s exit and unfortunately even these nights can’t seem to grasp what it is that women really want.
Here’s a summary of what’s out there now:

VIntage whores at the extinct Dollhouse

VIntage whores at the extinct Dollhouse

The Dollhouse
The Dollhouse sold itself as the premier lesbian lounge night dedicated to the 1940s pinup scene; classy, sexy and a little bit naughty. The Dollhouse featured burlesque dancers, a do-wop band and hot lady DJs all in a beautiful lounge setting at The View. Track jackets and typical tasteless lesbian dress were few and far between, replaced with heels, suit coats and obvious consideration into both looking and feeling good. Sadly, The Dollhouse bit the dust in April.

The low key, lounge attitude was a nice a change of pace to the dirty, gay bars in the city and there was finally an opportunity to combat the lumberjack dyke stereotype and challenge what it means to attend a lesbian event. The Dollhouse had so much potential. The eight-dollar cover pushed people away (lesbians are commonly accused of being thrifty) and the inconsistent entertainment was a turn-off, but otherwise, Dollhouse’s failure isn’t easily explained.

Lady legs at Boob Fest.

Lady legs at Boob Fest.

Booby Trap
“Booby Trap” is still relatively new, but thus far it’s future seems bright and sweaty. The monthly Saturday event is held at The Bolt Underground, a large basement with a long bar, comfortably sized dance floor, bad ventilation and a stage perfect for half-naked go-go dancers, a.k.a. The Booby Trap Girls. Ladies pack the place, ready to dance and taunt the “Booby” girls with tips. Talking with a new woman probably isn’t going to be your number one priority at this wild event, but grinding, PDA and getting drunk will all fit nicely into the Booby package. There isn’t a dress code, meaning it’s a mixed bag of unimpressive casual. In reality, this event is no more than a heightened version of the Townhouse’s Wednesday night dance party, with an added bonus of hot girls on stage, less boys and a younger median age.

Twilight
Yes it’s still going, every second Friday of the month at the Kitty Kat Club in Dinkytown. The seven-dollar cover is an added blow to the expensive drinks, but the atmosphere is prime. The DJs play predictable music, but women flood the dance floor regardless, packing the small space nip to nip. The incredibly plush Kitty Kat Club has a comfortable arrangement of couches and intimate seating areas to get closer or bond with friends. Another mixed bag of attire, I’d suggest you dress to impress and give your future wife an unforgettable first impression.

Townhouse
Wednesday is rumored to be ladies’ night and coincidentally, “The Original Cheapie Night.” If you’re trying to impress a new interest, buying her one-dollar drinks at the Townhouse won’t do it. If you’re trying to seduce a new interest, buying her lots of one-dollar drinks may work by the end of a long night. Lots of gay boyfriends tend to show up on Wednesday nights as well, meaning the lady count isn’t spectacular— but neither is the décor. Wear anything— sweatpants have been spotted on occasion.

pasties!

pasties!

Lure, Queer Candy and Diva Riot
Lure happened a couple Thursdays at Trocaderos this Spring and featured a DJ and rap performance. Queer Candy was a super sexy burlesque/drag cabaret at Rumors and Innuendo in St. Paul. Diva Riot was apparently some sort of evening at Rumors and Innuendo as well. All promised to be regular events. Bueller?

So sadly, that’s about it….
Some Fridays, sort of Wednesdays and one Saturday a month are the nights you have to choose from, but the types of events on the list all seem quite similar: cheap liquor, dancing and loud DJs. On the off nights, maybe you hit up the regular ol’ straight hangouts or the boy’s gay bar selection, carving out a little section for you and your friends. But wouldn’t it be great if we just had a scene of our own?

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Two little ghosts have a chat

July 3, 2009 · 2 Comments

Speakerphone Q&A with eletropop duo Ghost in the Water

By Amber Schadewald
Friday, Jul. 3 2009
Find the original posting @www.CityPages.com
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www.Ghostinthewater.com
Soft lightning bolts and lacy power lines come to mind as the perfectly balanced electropop sounds of Ghost in the Water fill the static-y air with happy melodies. The duo includes the adorably sweet, super quirky husband and wife team, Nathan and Mandy Tenfen Woolery; two Minneapolis musicians who pay consistent mind to the feather painted details while also not taking themselves more serious than a couple complex dreams and pet stories. Their band plays a free show tonight at the 331, along with the hipster-pleasing Lookbook.
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www.Ghostinthewater.com

Ghost in the Water is currently whipping out an entire set of new, bouncier songs that provoke whimsical ’80s dancing, fleeting electricity and all out splendor. Their debut album, Tooth, is absolutely comfortable, sure to win your heart with soft harmonizing voices, chimes, synth and ticks. Watching Nathan and Mandy live is just as pleasant; a mess of chords and music making machines that somehow come together like a carefully conducted orchestra. Mr. and Mrs. Tensen Woolery multitask between instruments and singing, never missing an opportunity to break the awkward silence with an awkward story.

At home Thursday evening, Nathan and Mandy cranked up the volume on the speakerphone long enough to answer a few random questions about themselves and tonight’s show plans.

City Pages: So what’s going on with Ghost in the Water?
Mrs. Mandy: Well the band is breaking up. Just kidding. We just put up a digital EP.
Mr. Nathan: We have lots of new songs with added guitars and vocals. Our goal is to record a lot at the end of summer.

CP: So you mentioned your sound is a little different these days?
Mr. Even more electronic, and the new stuff is a lot dancier with lots of inspiration from 80s Minneapolis music.

CP: Any specific inspirations to note?
Mrs. The Jets-- the old lady band.

(The two begin laughing and chatting, all at the same time, tangling up the speakerphone frequencies)

CP: Hold on guys….one at a time. The speakerphone makes you sound like a crazy mess of noise and chaos.
Mr. Well, that’s really all that’s happening here…

(after a bit more fuzzy giggling on both ends, the questions continue)

CP: So do people dance more now, specifically to the new music?
Mrs. We’re trying to get people to dance. Minneapolis is a little shy.
Mr. Sometimes there’s a spirit in the room and people feel it. Other times you could smack them in the butt and still no dancing would occur.

(Thoughts are exchanged about the possible tight dancing situation at the 331).

CP: I suggest we all just dance on the tables and chairs– get really wild and obnoxious (I’m imagining something along the lines of Coyote Ugly style).
Mrs: Maybe you should start that. Just kick off your shoes and start it up.
CP: (Maybe I should reconsider this plan).

CP: My favorite thing about GITW are your funny stories and quirky banter. Where does all that genius word vomit come from?
Mr. It just never stops. We’re always like that.
Mrs. It’s definitely never planned. When I’m stalling, or tuning my guitar, I usually make Mandy tell a story.

CP: What do you do when the story flops?
Mrs. Just talk to eachother. When we hear the crickets chirping, we just start laughing.
Mr. When no one laughs at a story, it’s just funny to us. If I were more sensitve, it might hurt my feelings. But I just think it’s funny. Here we are, playing happy music and smiling and people are just staring blankly back.

CP: Tell me an embarrassing story attempt.
Mrs. I like to talk about my dreams. Recently I told an audience about a dream in which our dog stole Nathan’s mom’s car and took Nathan’s mom’s black lab on a joy ride. Then we were trying to figure out how to punish him…No one laughed.
Mr. Ya, during this one, we were in Brooklyn. Much more serious there. But people kept saying they were happy to see people smiling on stage, yet no one was smiling offstage.
Mrs. I kept imaging we were wearing clown shoes and ruffled collars. The picture in my head–us in a fancy Eurpoean club, with everyone dressed up in fancy black and us as Japenses pop stars. Ahhh!

CP: Is that something you wish you were: a Japanese Pop Star?
Mrs. Yes. Hook me up.
CP:…(I shall try my hardest, Mandy).

CP: So since everyone is doin’ it, any special tribute to the late MJ tomorrow night?
Mrs. Nathan made a sweet mashup of Billie Jean.
Mr. I stole some from Billie Jean, Billy Ocean and an indie song. I suppose we should spin that before we play our set.

CP: Anything else special we can expect on stage tomorrow night?
Mrs. Matching astronaut outfits. Complete with helmets.
Mr. Actually an entirely Nasa themed stage show– lots of smoke.
Mrs. And anti-gravity machines.
Mr. You’ll just have to see it.

Ghost in the Water and Lookbook
@331 Club
331 13th Ave NE, Minneapolis
10pm
, 21+
FREE

Ghost in the Water on Myspace
Ghost in the Water Official Website

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Gardening tips from an artsy writer type

July 2, 2009 · Leave a Comment

In Lavender Magazine’s June Issue:

The original article here: www.LavenderMagazine.com

See the digital magazine version here: Page 28

Landscaping a Small Yard: Five Steps to Success

by Amber Schadewald

A summer drive around Lake of the Isles will have you drooling over the beautiful, spacious gardens, lush with summer plant life and hours of dedication. When you lean out the window, visions of sparkling fountains, European sculptures, and oceans of perfectly planted petals tease you with outdoor splendor. Pulling up to your home-sweet-city-home, your average-sized lawn doesn’t appear to hold the potential for such an awe-inspiring landscape, but with the right mind-set, your once-inferior yard can become a cozy yet glorious outdoor extension of your home.

Michael Foley is a designer first, gardener second. With a degree in graphic design and a passion for planting, he decided to combine work with play, creating Alphabet Moss, a landscaping business dedicated to producing beautiful and luxurious outdoor spaces. He designs for a range of garden sizes, but his specialty lies in the small yard.

As Foley says, “I like creating more intimate environments. The smaller spaces can be more detail-oriented. There isn’t a huge sprawling space to manipulate into something.

Foley suggests envisioning your front or back yard as another room in your home. Take the time really to think through the ways you want to decorate your new addition, just as you would indoors, from floor to ceiling and everything in between. Use the smaller space to concentrate on personalized features that reflect the inside of your home. Be realistic: no gigantic rocks or large pond to overpower the space. By investing in plants and artwork that fit your room, the garden will remain elegant and relaxed.

Before You Begin Your Organic Remodeling Project…

Contemplate how much time you are willing to dedicate to the dirt, and plant accordingly. Less time? Find plants and flowers that can hold their own. Luckily for you, maintenance will be less time-consuming in your smaller patch of heaven than a football field-sized plot, not to mention more cost-friendly.

Step One: Dedicating the Space

Before picking out the room’s decor, one must decide what activities the space will host. Do you want a nice place to sip coffee in the morning? Relax with cocktails in the evening? A yard for the kids? Running room for the dog? Visualize, plan, and make the yard work for your lifestyle.

Remember the view: Plan and plant with views from the inside of the house in mind. What will you see while doing dishes? While eating a family dinner?

Step Two: Set the Mood

Like painting a room, choose colors for your garden that make your space feel larger. Blues, evergreens, and blue spruce can make your yard look more spacious.

Foley reminds, “There’s not just one green.”

Multiple shades of green in your garden will bring a sophisticated, soothing quality to your space. Fill pots with bright flowers for bursts of complementary colors.

Good lighting is always the key to a comfortable atmosphere and a beautiful space. Foley suggests allowing your garden to mature for a year before you place lights, allowing you best to identify the areas you’d like illuminated or kept dark.

As Foley explains, “It’s a living space, not an indoor room—not a chest of drawers here, and soap dish there. You need to give yourself time to see what grows, and what needs appropriate lighting.”

Step Three: Positioning the Goods

One of the best parts about a small garden is your proximity to it. You’re always close to the environment you’ve created. Overload your five senses, allowing yourself to indulge what grows around you. Include lots of scented plants, like aromatic thyme. Bring in sounds with a gurgling fountain, rustling papyrus, and soft-to-the-touch grasses. Invite songbirds with a feeder or birdbath, and the butterflies with nectar plants.

Build up, not out. Space is limited, and overcrowding is never a good idea. Try containers or ceramic pots that can be adapted to any season. The variety available today obviates the traditional ugly plastic pot. Invest in a few that won’t need to be moved. Instead, their contents can be rearranged with each season. Pansies in the spring, annuals in the summer, and winter displays will keep your yard bright year-round.

Step Four: Make Every Inch Count

Revel in the details from the walls to the fences and paved areas. Foley suggests minimal lawnscaping and more hardscaping for a more livable garden room. He also stresses the importance of screening.

In Foley’s words, “Ask yourself: Beyond my property, what do I like that I’m looking at?”

The neighbor’s garden? The skyline?

Use vines to construct a canopy, along with stone walls and hedges to block out the images you don’t like, while also creating a sense of enclosure.

Plant for permanence. Well-established trees and shrubs lend structure year-round. Evergreen foliage plants can be your primary source of color any season, rather than ephemeral flowers that come and go.

Step Five: Get Comfy

Invest in patio furniture you anticipate using: big chairs, a sturdy table, and an ottoman. Use your outdoor room to display artwork, and give yourself a sculptural piece to contemplate, while sipping that lemonade. Build a small rock garden, meditating while you work, or nurture a distilled Japanese garden in a planter by your chair. Breathe in the fresh oxygen…and enjoy.

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