Ugly Genitals and Kink Costume Fair– Only in San Francisco

No shy fellows here!

I had been fair warned about San Francisco’s population of kinky bastards, but wowowowowow. Welcome to the city, Midwestern newbies and hello to wrinkled, caged, punished, sagging, blushing, cumming penises in every direction. A few tits were in the mixed crowd, but I’d say the vast majority of the Folsom Street Fair on September 27 were leather daddies with dirty desires.

Only thing this suit leaves to the imagination is, Why?

Sheer mesh and white ass

I closed my eyes a few times, completely flabbergasted and sometimes blushing from embarrassment at the sights I was seeing on the naked streets. People were literally walking around with zero clothes. Would this happen in Minnesota? No. Not even close. This year marked the 25th anniversary of the Folsom Street Fair and I’m pretty sure this leather extravaganza will delight a whole new crowd of folks for years to come…i mean, cum.

Weighted old man junk

this little piggy went under the sheets

Genders Not Nessecary

I wore my friend Rick’s top hat. Rick wore another. My woman sported a drunk smile. Claire whipped as many exposed butt cheeks as possible. Tegan the dog was confused and scared my the number of humans wearing dog collars.

naughty me

baby girl tried to get in the spirit of things

bendover....now.

At least everyone was super friendly….

spankings allllll around

spunky older man

identity? no thanks.

I really enjoyed the “Human Pet” booth- if only I would have known they were human ‘pets’ before I asked where the puppies were….I mean, I did see empty kennels…and bones…oh, ew.

he could wag this "tail"

And this lady’s ass….

are you an ass (wo)man?

look closely...caged penis

this man eventually put on a mask, jacked off and came into the street below

made up face

asian butts

this man eventually put on a mask, jacked off and came into the street below

look closely…caged penis

are you an ass (wo)man?

he could wag this “tail”

bendover….now.

naughty me looked incredibly vanilla

identity? no thanks.

spankings allllll around

spunky older man’s rear

spunky older man

Genders Not Nessecary

this little piggy went under the sheets

Weighted old man junk

Sheer mesh and white ass

Only thing this suit leaves to the imagination is, Why?

No shy fellows here!